{"id":2260,"date":"2005-09-28T16:54:00","date_gmt":"2005-09-28T16:54:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2005\/09\/28\/a-sign-of-impending-senility\/"},"modified":"2005-09-28T16:54:00","modified_gmt":"2005-09-28T16:54:00","slug":"a-sign-of-impending-senility","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2005\/09\/28\/a-sign-of-impending-senility\/","title":{"rendered":"A sign of impending senility"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I made myself a cup of coffee this morning. I clearly remember putting the coffee bag in the cup, pouring water, adding sugar and milk.<\/p>\n<p>I do not remember drinking my coffee.<\/p>\n<p>I was brushing my teeth when I pondered the wisdom of doing so before having had my coffee, as it would now taste like ass. When I came back into the kitchen, I was looking for my cup. It was in the pile of washing up that needs to be done. It was empty.<\/p>\n<p>This is freaking me out.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I made myself a cup of coffee this morning. I clearly remember putting the coffee bag in the cup, pouring water, adding sugar and milk. I do not remember drinking my coffee. I was brushing my teeth when I pondered the wisdom of doing so before having had my coffee, as it would now taste&#8230;<\/p>\n<p class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2005\/09\/28\/a-sign-of-impending-senility\/\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &ldquo;A sign of impending senility&rdquo;<\/span> &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[322,46],"class_list":["post-2260","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-getting-old","tag-slowly-going-insane"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3u9vK-As","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2260","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2260"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2260\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2260"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2260"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2260"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}