{"id":2288,"date":"2005-10-21T17:45:00","date_gmt":"2005-10-21T17:45:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2005\/10\/21\/truer-words-were-never-spoken\/"},"modified":"2005-10-21T17:45:00","modified_gmt":"2005-10-21T17:45:00","slug":"truer-words-were-never-spoken","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2005\/10\/21\/truer-words-were-never-spoken\/","title":{"rendered":"Truer words were never spoken"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I have the dumbs today.<\/p>\n<p>I had a rough night last night. I blame the quiche. It tasted really nice but gave me a really evil case of heartburn at 2am. I also blame the really psychotic dream I had at around 3am. I hate that sort of dream, especially since I tend to have it regularly. When I&apos;m involved in a particularly challenging or interesting project at work, I tend to take it home with me and I dream about it. Intensively. As in, I&apos;m compiling code bit by bit in my dreams, or trying to create a <b>Theory-Of-Everything<\/b> or something of the sort. The worst thing is that I know I&apos;m dreaming, and I know it&apos;s all crap, but I can&apos;t break out of it and I keep going through the motions. The most annoying thing is that when I finally manage to semi-wake up, I&apos;m still thinking about my dream and I have to consciously work at trying to think about something else. It&apos;s harder than it seems. You try *not* thinking about something.<\/p>\n<p>Today will not be a productive day.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have the dumbs today. I had a rough night last night. I blame the quiche. It tasted really nice but gave me a really evil case of heartburn at 2am. I also blame the really psychotic dream I had at around 3am. I hate that sort of dream, especially since I tend to have&#8230;<\/p>\n<p class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2005\/10\/21\/truer-words-were-never-spoken\/\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &ldquo;Truer words were never spoken&rdquo;<\/span> &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[211,35,40],"class_list":["post-2288","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-dreams","tag-ducks","tag-work"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3u9vK-AU","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2288","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2288"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2288\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2288"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2288"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2288"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}