{"id":2293,"date":"2005-10-26T13:40:00","date_gmt":"2005-10-26T13:40:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2005\/10\/26\/what-the-hell-is-wrong-with-me\/"},"modified":"2005-10-26T13:40:00","modified_gmt":"2005-10-26T13:40:00","slug":"what-the-hell-is-wrong-with-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2005\/10\/26\/what-the-hell-is-wrong-with-me\/","title":{"rendered":"What the hell is wrong with me?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Last night, I dreamed that I went trick or treating on the McGill campus (which looked like the Cambridge rail station) and President Dubya Bush gave me a kitkat.<\/p>\n<p>WTF??<\/p>\n<p>I&apos;ve come up with a nice term for weird dreams: introucing bugs in my OS (It came to me while I was dreaming, but I like it). Katy woke me up last night at 1am to ask me who the pretentious man in a suit was. Mmmokay. She&apos;ll come up with random statements like that when she&apos;s asleep. Apparently, she was trying to stop a war so it&apos;s ok.<\/p>\n<p>I don&apos;t know what I did to myself last night but this morning *both* shoulders hurt.<\/p>\n<p>Not a happy camper.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Last night, I dreamed that I went trick or treating on the McGill campus (which looked like the Cambridge rail station) and President Dubya Bush gave me a kitkat. WTF?? I&apos;ve come up with a nice term for weird dreams: introucing bugs in my OS (It came to me while I was dreaming, but I&#8230;<\/p>\n<p class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2005\/10\/26\/what-the-hell-is-wrong-with-me\/\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &ldquo;What the hell is wrong with me?&rdquo;<\/span> &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[211,132],"class_list":["post-2293","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-dreams","tag-random-shit"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3u9vK-AZ","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2293","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2293"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2293\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2293"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2293"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2293"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}