{"id":2297,"date":"2005-10-30T21:14:00","date_gmt":"2005-10-30T21:14:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2005\/10\/30\/im-perverted-really-i-am\/"},"modified":"2005-10-30T21:14:00","modified_gmt":"2005-10-30T21:14:00","slug":"im-perverted-really-i-am","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2005\/10\/30\/im-perverted-really-i-am\/","title":{"rendered":"I&apos;m perverted. Really, I am."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I went to Starbucks this morning and the barista was named Bodil. This made me think of Michel and giggle silently to myself. Unless you khow why, I&apos;m not telling you the reason.<\/p>\n<p>Spent <b>ooodles<\/b> of money this morning. It&apos;s going to cost me 100 quid to get my watch serviced. The good news is that I&apos;ll now have another 12 months of warranty. The bad news is that it&apos;s going to take a month to do. Did some more xmas shopping. I&apos;m almost done with everybody, only some bits and pieces left to buy.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I went to Starbucks this morning and the barista was named Bodil. This made me think of Michel and giggle silently to myself. Unless you khow why, I&apos;m not telling you the reason. Spent ooodles of money this morning. It&apos;s going to cost me 100 quid to get my watch serviced. The good news is&#8230;<\/p>\n<p class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2005\/10\/30\/im-perverted-really-i-am\/\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &ldquo;I&apos;m perverted. Really, I am.&rdquo;<\/span> &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[132],"class_list":["post-2297","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-random-shit"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3u9vK-B3","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2297","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2297"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2297\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2297"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2297"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2297"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}