{"id":2312,"date":"2005-11-06T05:22:00","date_gmt":"2005-11-06T05:22:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2005\/11\/06\/things-that-happened-today\/"},"modified":"2005-11-06T05:22:00","modified_gmt":"2005-11-06T05:22:00","slug":"things-that-happened-today","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2005\/11\/06\/things-that-happened-today\/","title":{"rendered":"Things that happened today"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Things that happened today:<\/p>\n<p>1. We got tailgated by Jamie Oliver and Jools<br \/>\n2. Storm Troopers told us to move along in front of Virgin Megastore<br \/>\n3. I had my brain chewed on by a madness hamster.<br \/>\n4. There are fucking fireworks going off everywhere and it&apos;s driving me insane.<br \/>\n5. We bought a xmas tree and an assload of baubles to put in it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Things that happened today: 1. We got tailgated by Jamie Oliver and Jools 2. Storm Troopers told us to move along in front of Virgin Megastore 3. I had my brain chewed on by a madness hamster. 4. There are fucking fireworks going off everywhere and it&apos;s driving me insane. 5. We bought a xmas&#8230;<\/p>\n<p class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2005\/11\/06\/things-that-happened-today\/\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &ldquo;Things that happened today&rdquo;<\/span> &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[132,151],"class_list":["post-2312","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-random-shit","tag-slice-of-life"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3u9vK-Bi","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2312","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2312"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2312\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2312"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2312"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2312"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}