Try this one. Go back through your archive of 2005 and pick one post topic for representative of each month. Mine are:<\/p>\n
January – My junk isn't jacked up.
\nFebruary – Me? Absent-minded? Never!
\nMarch – Life as a “Clean Sweep” episode.
\nApris – You need to fill in form VAF1…
\nMay – My furniture saga unfolds
\nJune – It's hot and it's wet, which is good in a woman but bad in a city.
\nJuly – No, this is not Phil's Taxi Service.
\nAugust – I can't have my pussy :(
\nSeptember – The joys of passport control.
\nOctober – What to do when the people around you aren't feeling well.
\nNovember – I have met the Grogan clan today.
\nDecember – Housework sucks big sweaty donkey balls.<\/p>\n
Looking back on this year, though a lot of good things have happened to me, its been a hard year for those I love. I hope the next one is better.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Try this one. Go back through your archive of 2005 and pick one post topic for representative of each month. Mine are: January – My junk isn't jacked up. February – Me? Absent-minded? Never! March – Life as a “Clean Sweep” episode. Apris – You need to fill in form VAF1… May – My furniture…<\/p>\n