{"id":2359,"date":"2005-12-16T06:15:00","date_gmt":"2005-12-16T06:15:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2005\/12\/16\/can-i-sit-down-now\/"},"modified":"2005-12-16T06:15:00","modified_gmt":"2005-12-16T06:15:00","slug":"can-i-sit-down-now","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2005\/12\/16\/can-i-sit-down-now\/","title":{"rendered":"can i sit down now?"},"content":{"rendered":"

So tonight, I have:<\/p>\n

– washed the dishes, twice†<\/sup>
\n– made two loaves of bread
\n– done two loads of laundry and folded one
\n– wrapped up all the presents for her parents and her secret santa<\/p>\n

Organized me is scary.<\/p>\n

†<\/sup>I swear, when Katy is feeling better, she owes me a month of washing up!<\/font><\/p>\n

On another note, I've been stupidly burpy all day. I really need to shake up my diet because something is giving me gas, to the point where it's painful and I'm burping for hours on end. I'm so sexy when that happens too…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

So tonight, I have: – washed the dishes, twice† – made two loaves of bread – done two loads of laundry and folded one – wrapped up all the presents for her parents and her secret santa Organized me is scary. †I swear, when Katy is feeling better, she owes me a month of washing…<\/p>\n

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