Things I have learned today:<\/p>\n
– Two people can fit in the tshirt I'm wearing today. My sister and I have demonstrated this fact.<\/p>\n
– We drove down with more things than can be (or rather should have been) fitted in a small car.<\/p>\n
– We're starting to feel a bit rundown. I've been having weird headaches and Katy's voice\/throat is giving her a bit of grief. I think it's a good thing that she's going to be seeing her ENT when we get back, if only to swear at him.<\/p>\n
Besides that, my parents are going warp-speed at the thought of all of us being here for the holidays. If my mom gets any more giddy, she'll run the risk of spontaneously combusting. She's been up since 4am. <\/p>\n
There is a definite possibility that we will explode from the massive quantities of food that my mom is offering us. All the time. Constantly. I have secret fears that she's trying to fatten us up for nefarious purposes. <\/p>\n
Boris is currently hiding somewhere in our basement. His first meeting with the little dog might be a bit traumatic. We'll see.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Things I have learned today: – Two people can fit in the tshirt I'm wearing today. My sister and I have demonstrated this fact. – We drove down with more things than can be (or rather should have been) fitted in a small car. – We're starting to feel a bit rundown. I've been having…<\/p>\n