{"id":2383,"date":"2006-01-03T17:16:00","date_gmt":"2006-01-03T17:16:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2006\/01\/03\/what-the-hell-was-in-my-coffee-this-morning\/"},"modified":"2006-01-03T17:16:00","modified_gmt":"2006-01-03T17:16:00","slug":"what-the-hell-was-in-my-coffee-this-morning","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2006\/01\/03\/what-the-hell-was-in-my-coffee-this-morning\/","title":{"rendered":"What the hell was in my coffee this morning?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&apos;m sure there&apos;s a logical explanation as to why I crossed Lara Croft on my way to work this morning. I know I&apos;m prone to exaggerate sometimes, but I&apos;m pretty damn confident I saw a woman walking in crotch-level short-shorts (in january!), showing lots of interesting curves (which, I admit, caused me to do a double-take, sorry sweetie), a large plait of hair and two shiny nickel-plated-like lumps in holsters on each hip.<\/p>\n<p>The fuck?!?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&apos;m sure there&apos;s a logical explanation as to why I crossed Lara Croft on my way to work this morning. I know I&apos;m prone to exaggerate sometimes, but I&apos;m pretty damn confident I saw a woman walking in crotch-level short-shorts (in january!), showing lots of interesting curves (which, I admit, caused me to do a&#8230;<\/p>\n<p class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2006\/01\/03\/what-the-hell-was-in-my-coffee-this-morning\/\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &ldquo;What the hell was in my coffee this morning?&rdquo;<\/span> &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[59],"class_list":["post-2383","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-weirdness"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3u9vK-Cr","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2383","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2383"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2383\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2383"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2383"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2383"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}