{"id":2402,"date":"2006-01-16T19:36:00","date_gmt":"2006-01-16T19:36:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2006\/01\/16\/excuse-me-what\/"},"modified":"2006-01-16T19:36:00","modified_gmt":"2006-01-16T19:36:00","slug":"excuse-me-what","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2006\/01\/16\/excuse-me-what\/","title":{"rendered":"Excuse me, what?"},"content":{"rendered":"

I've been looking into my website stats again. According to Google, these are the top search queries that are directed to my website from Google:<\/p>\n

garfield
\ncoldplay
\ncoupe de cheveux
\nbizarro
\nanimal porn
\ndilbert powerpoint
\nbatman quebecois
\nbogeyman
\nporn
\ngarfield comics
\nscotch
\nget fuzzy
\nbookmarks
\ncomics sexy
\ndilbert strategy
\ndoritos
\ngarfield “new year”
\nhappy new year
\nvote<\/p>\n

I'm sorry, but animal porn<\/b>??????<\/p>\n

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Edit: ok, I figured it out. People are scary. If you go to google images and try this query: http:\/\/images.google.com\/images?q=animal+porn+site%3Awww.flubu.com&hl=en you'll end up with a picture of a loaf of bread. The picture is called “bread-porn<\/b>.jpg” and since the title of my LJ blog is “the beaver is a proud and noble animal<\/b>“, it fits the bill.<\/p>\n

But still, jaysus.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I've been looking into my website stats again. According to Google, these are the top search queries that are directed to my website from Google: garfield coldplay coupe de cheveux bizarro animal porn dilbert powerpoint batman quebecois bogeyman porn garfield comics scotch get fuzzy bookmarks comics sexy dilbert strategy doritos garfield “new year” happy new…<\/p>\n

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