{"id":2406,"date":"2006-01-20T17:10:00","date_gmt":"2006-01-20T17:10:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2006\/01\/20\/more-news-from-the-stupid-2\/"},"modified":"2006-01-20T17:10:00","modified_gmt":"2006-01-20T17:10:00","slug":"more-news-from-the-stupid-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2006\/01\/20\/more-news-from-the-stupid-2\/","title":{"rendered":"More news from the stupid"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>Chirac threatens nuclear attack on states sponsoring terrorism<\/p>\n<p><\/b>President Jacques Chirac has dropped a political bombshell by threatening to retaliate with nuclear strikes against any state found to be responsible for a large-scale terrorist attack on France. In the biggest shift in French nuclear doctrine for 40 years, M. Chirac revealed that the force de frappe &#8211; the French nuclear deterrent &#8211; had already been reconfigured to allow it to destroy the &#8220;power centres&#8221; of any state which sponsored a terrorist assault.<\/p>\n<p>Source: http:\/\/news.independent.co.uk\/europe\/article339823.ece<\/p>\n<p><b>Cure me with sex<\/b><\/p>\n<p>A woman has taken out a full page advert in a newspaper asking for sex to help cure her cancer. Divorcee Elisaveta, 30, explained in the ad: &#8220;Doctors have discovered two lumps in my breast. &#8220;They have told me the best way to beat cancer and stop the spread is to have sex.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Her plea in top Russian daily Moscow Komsomolets added: &#8220;The ideal candidate would need to have sex with me every two days for at least a year.&#8221; A cancer specialist told the paper: &#8220;To avoid this cancer after a certain age, three sex sessions a week are necessary.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Source: http:\/\/www.mirror.co.uk\/news\/tm_objectid=16601093&#038;method=full&#038;siteid=94762&#038;headline=cure-me-with-sex&#8211;name_page.html<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Chirac threatens nuclear attack on states sponsoring terrorism President Jacques Chirac has dropped a political bombshell by threatening to retaliate with nuclear strikes against any state found to be responsible for a large-scale terrorist attack on France. In the biggest shift in French nuclear doctrine for 40 years, M. Chirac revealed that the force de&#8230;<\/p>\n<p class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2006\/01\/20\/more-news-from-the-stupid-2\/\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &ldquo;More news from the stupid&rdquo;<\/span> &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[87],"class_list":["post-2406","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-news-from-the-stupid"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3u9vK-CO","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2406","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2406"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2406\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2406"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2406"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2406"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}