{"id":2421,"date":"2006-01-30T21:13:00","date_gmt":"2006-01-30T21:13:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2006\/01\/30\/god-bless-mrs-turner\/"},"modified":"2006-01-30T21:13:00","modified_gmt":"2006-01-30T21:13:00","slug":"god-bless-mrs-turner","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2006\/01\/30\/god-bless-mrs-turner\/","title":{"rendered":"God bless Mrs. Turner"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Mrs Turner is a crotchety old codger who keeps calling for a cab and making the same dialing error that leads her to our telephonic doorstep, then berates us on the phone because we won&apos;t send her a cab (even though we patiently try and explain that she&apos;s dialed a wrong number). She&apos;s as deaf as a post, and stubborn to boot. So now, when she calls us for a cab, we simply take her details and forward them to Phil&apos;s Taxies. They have a long history with her, so it&apos;s ok.<\/p>\n<p>And funny.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mrs Turner is a crotchety old codger who keeps calling for a cab and making the same dialing error that leads her to our telephonic doorstep, then berates us on the phone because we won&apos;t send her a cab (even though we patiently try and explain that she&apos;s dialed a wrong number). She&apos;s as deaf&#8230;<\/p>\n<p class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2006\/01\/30\/god-bless-mrs-turner\/\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &ldquo;God bless Mrs. Turner&rdquo;<\/span> &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[151],"class_list":["post-2421","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-slice-of-life"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3u9vK-D3","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2421","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2421"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2421\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2421"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2421"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2421"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}