{"id":24246,"date":"2015-10-21T20:41:18","date_gmt":"2015-10-21T20:41:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/?p=24246"},"modified":"2017-05-16T07:53:22","modified_gmt":"2017-05-16T07:53:22","slug":"our-pets-cant-animal-properly","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2015\/10\/21\/our-pets-cant-animal-properly\/","title":{"rendered":"Our pets can&#8217;t animal properly"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/wpid-img_20151021_222557.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" title=\"IMG_20151021_222557.jpg\" class=\"alignnone size-full\"  alt=\"image\" src=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/wpid-img_20151021_222557.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>The hamster likes to run on top of her wheel. If you pick her up and plop her on a cat, the dumbass animal will just look at you as if thinking &#8220;OK, now what do you want me to do with this thing?&#8221; while the hamster is running around in its fur&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The hamster likes to run on top of her wheel. If you pick her up and plop her on a cat, the dumbass animal will just look at you as if thinking &#8220;OK, now what do you want me to do with this thing?&#8221; while the hamster is running around in its fur&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[542,307],"class_list":["post-24246","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-hamster","tag-pets"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3u9vK-6j4","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24246","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=24246"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24246\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":24247,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24246\/revisions\/24247"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=24246"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=24246"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=24246"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}