{"id":2471,"date":"2006-03-29T16:41:00","date_gmt":"2006-03-29T16:41:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2006\/03\/29\/this-is-a-bitchy-post-read-at-your-own-peril\/"},"modified":"2006-03-29T16:41:00","modified_gmt":"2006-03-29T16:41:00","slug":"this-is-a-bitchy-post-read-at-your-own-peril","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2006\/03\/29\/this-is-a-bitchy-post-read-at-your-own-peril\/","title":{"rendered":"This is a bitchy post. Read at your own peril"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I am not in a happy place at the moment, for several reasons. The first would be because I haven&apos;t been sleeping well, and that&apos;s always a good way to start a downward spiral, really.  The second is that it feels (and smells) like a small furry rodent has taken domicile in my mouth and proceeded to die and is now happily decomposing. Joy of joys. <\/p>\n<p>Between my canadian taxes and my british landlady (mostly, but there are a slew of other little things), I am a fount of happyhappyjoyoy thoughts, which also are not conductive to restful nights. <\/p>\n<p>I need a hug. <\/p>\n<p>Today is one of those days I wish some of the boys were around.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I am not in a happy place at the moment, for several reasons. The first would be because I haven&apos;t been sleeping well, and that&apos;s always a good way to start a downward spiral, really. The second is that it feels (and smells) like a small furry rodent has taken domicile in my mouth and&#8230;<\/p>\n<p class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2006\/03\/29\/this-is-a-bitchy-post-read-at-your-own-peril\/\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &ldquo;This is a bitchy post. Read at your own peril&rdquo;<\/span> &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[35,204],"class_list":["post-2471","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-ducks","tag-rant"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3u9vK-DR","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2471","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2471"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2471\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2471"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2471"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2471"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}