{"id":2507,"date":"2006-04-25T00:59:00","date_gmt":"2006-04-25T00:59:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2006\/04\/25\/a-year-and-a-day\/"},"modified":"2006-04-25T00:59:00","modified_gmt":"2006-04-25T00:59:00","slug":"a-year-and-a-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2006\/04\/25\/a-year-and-a-day\/","title":{"rendered":"A year and a day&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I am <b>NOT<\/b> amused. <\/p>\n<p>My cell phone has decided to die, shortly after the manufacturer&apos;s warranty terminated. The battery won&apos;t keep a charge for more than 2 days (where before, it could last a good week without needing to be recharged) but what&apos;s worse is that now, I don&apos;t even have any reception. As in, sweet fuck all. I can&apos;t dial to my voicemail and if I try calling my own mobile from the house phone, I go directly to my voicemail (which I can&apos;t actually get into now).<\/p>\n<p>Orange are being right prats about the whole situation as well. My contract has just been renewed for another year (as of a month ago, of course) and at the time, I had the possibility to get a new handset but since they didn&apos;t have the one I wanted and I couldn&apos;t really be bothered to get another phone because I actually liked the one I have, I declined. Which means, by Sod&apos;s law, it breaks down as soon as all the coverage and warranties expire.<\/p>\n<p>I am not amused.<\/p>\n<p>So, if you&apos;re trying to reach me by phone at the moment, either call at work or on the house line.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I am NOT amused. My cell phone has decided to die, shortly after the manufacturer&apos;s warranty terminated. The battery won&apos;t keep a charge for more than 2 days (where before, it could last a good week without needing to be recharged) but what&apos;s worse is that now, I don&apos;t even have any reception. As in,&#8230;<\/p>\n<p class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2006\/04\/25\/a-year-and-a-day\/\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &ldquo;A year and a day&#8230;&rdquo;<\/span> &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[26],"class_list":["post-2507","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-shrill"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3u9vK-Er","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2507","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2507"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2507\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2507"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2507"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2507"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}