{"id":25170,"date":"2015-12-14T09:19:12","date_gmt":"2015-12-14T09:19:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/?p=25170"},"modified":"2015-12-14T09:21:32","modified_gmt":"2015-12-14T09:21:32","slug":"hell-is-the-semantic-web","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2015\/12\/14\/hell-is-the-semantic-web\/","title":{"rendered":"Hell is the Semantic Web"},"content":{"rendered":"

The Definition Of Hell For Each Myers-Briggs Personality Type:<\/h2>\n

ENFJ \u2013 Your loved ones are in dire need of guidance but every piece of advice you gives them inadvertently makes things worse for them.<\/p>\n

ENFP \u2013 Every minute of the rest of your life has been scheduled for you \u2013 and it\u2019s a long series of arbitrary, solitary tasks.<\/p>\n

ENTJ \u2013 Somebody is wrong, and they\u2019re directing a large group of people! You can\u2019t do anything about it and will have to obey whatever inefficient policies they decide to implement<\/p>\n

ENTP \u2013 Freedom of speech is revoked from the constitution. Voicing your opinion in any way is now illegal.<\/p>\n

ESFJ \u2013 Someone you love is in dire need of practical help and you can\u2019t give it to them. Worse yet, they think you\u2019re refusing to help them out of pettiness and they\u2019re mad at you.<\/p>\n

ESFP \u2013 You are stuck in a room by yourself for the rest of eternity.<\/p>\n

ESTJ \u2013 An incredibly impractical person is put in charge of all of your major life decisions. You have to do whatever they say and are powerless to argue or reason with them.<\/p>\n

ESTP \u2013 You are completely paralyzed, lacking even the ability to speak.<\/p>\n

INFJ \u2013 You are eternally damned to working for a morally corrupt company that aims to exploit the weak and generally degrade conditions for all of society.<\/p>\n

INFP \u2013 Your deepest thoughts and feelings are exposed to a large audience and everyone thinks that you\u2019re pathetic and unoriginal.<\/p>\n

INTJ \u2013 Every time you open your mouth to say something intelligent, something entirely idiotic comes out instead.<\/p>\n

INTP \u2013 You are eternally condemned to researching an extremely vapid topic using wildly inaccurate methods, mostly involving interviewing people who have no idea what they\u2019re talking about.<\/strong><\/p>\n

ISFJ \u2013 Everyone you love is yelling at each other and it\u2019s all your fault.<\/p>\n

ISFP \u2013 You have to listen to rude people criticizing your personal choices, your appearance and your art form all day long. Nobody cares that they\u2019re hurting your feelings.<\/p>\n

ISTJ \u2013 You are expected to complete a highly esteemed project with absolutely no guidance as to what\u2019s expected of you.<\/p>\n

ISTP \u2013 The Zombie apocalypse happens but you\u2019re suddenly the world\u2019s weakest fighter and must depend solely on your loved ones to keep you alive.<\/p>\n

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The Definition Of Hell For Each Myers-Briggs Personality Type: ENFJ \u2013 Your loved ones are in dire need of guidance but every piece of advice you gives them inadvertently makes things worse for them. ENFP \u2013 Every minute of the rest of your life has been scheduled for you \u2013 and it\u2019s a long series…<\/p>\n

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