{"id":25255,"date":"2015-12-23T08:57:23","date_gmt":"2015-12-23T08:57:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/?p=25255"},"modified":"2015-12-23T18:08:32","modified_gmt":"2015-12-23T18:08:32","slug":"bill-i-am-your-father","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2015\/12\/23\/bill-i-am-your-father\/","title":{"rendered":"Bill, I am your father"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/fb_img_1450855480970-1.jpg\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-25254\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"25254\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2015\/12\/23\/bill-i-am-your-father\/fb_img_1450855480970-jpg-2\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/fb_img_1450855480970-1.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"1087,395\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"fb_img_1450855480970.jpg\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/fb_img_1450855480970-1-800x291.jpg\" src=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/fb_img_1450855480970-1-400x145.jpg\" alt=\"fb_img_1450855480970.jpg\" width=\"400\" height=\"145\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-25254\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/fb_img_1450855480970-1-400x145.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/fb_img_1450855480970-1-768x279.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/fb_img_1450855480970-1-800x291.jpg 800w, https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/fb_img_1450855480970-1-100x36.jpg 100w, https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/fb_img_1450855480970-1-150x55.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/fb_img_1450855480970-1-200x73.jpg 200w, https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/fb_img_1450855480970-1-300x109.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/fb_img_1450855480970-1-450x164.jpg 450w, https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/fb_img_1450855480970-1-600x218.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/fb_img_1450855480970-1-900x327.jpg 900w, https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/fb_img_1450855480970-1.jpg 1087w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Nooooooooooooooooo! :)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Nooooooooooooooooo! :)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[14,132],"class_list":["post-25255","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-comics","tag-random-shit"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3u9vK-6zl","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25255","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=25255"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25255\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":25281,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25255\/revisions\/25281"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=25255"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=25255"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=25255"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}