{"id":25327,"date":"2015-12-25T16:50:35","date_gmt":"2015-12-25T16:50:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/?p=25327"},"modified":"2015-12-31T15:50:12","modified_gmt":"2015-12-31T15:50:12","slug":"zoinks-im-such-a-nerd","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2015\/12\/25\/zoinks-im-such-a-nerd\/","title":{"rendered":"Zoinks! 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