{"id":25516,"date":"2016-01-01T09:07:00","date_gmt":"2016-01-01T09:07:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/?p=25516"},"modified":"2016-01-05T08:48:51","modified_gmt":"2016-01-05T08:48:51","slug":"new-years-selfie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2016\/01\/01\/new-years-selfie\/","title":{"rendered":"New year&#8217;s selfie"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/img_20160101_082825-1.jpg\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-25515\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"25515\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2016\/01\/01\/new-years-selfie\/img_20160101_082825-jpg-2\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/img_20160101_082825-1.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"1200,1200\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;2&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;2.67&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;6100&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0.1&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"img_20160101_082825.jpg\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/img_20160101_082825-1-800x800.jpg\" src=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/img_20160101_082825-1-800x800.jpg\" alt=\"img_20160101_082825.jpg\" width=\"600\" height=\"600\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-25515\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/img_20160101_082825-1-800x800.jpg 800w, https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/img_20160101_082825-1-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/img_20160101_082825-1-400x400.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/img_20160101_082825-1-768x768.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/img_20160101_082825-1-100x100.jpg 100w, https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/img_20160101_082825-1-200x200.jpg 200w, https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/img_20160101_082825-1-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/img_20160101_082825-1-450x450.jpg 450w, https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/img_20160101_082825-1-600x600.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/img_20160101_082825-1-900x900.jpg 900w, https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/img_20160101_082825-1-50x50.jpg 50w, https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/img_20160101_082825-1.jpg 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>This was supposed to be a nice picture, showing just how loved and secure I felt nestled in my wifey&#8217;s armpit (and bosom). 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