{"id":2562,"date":"2006-06-29T23:20:00","date_gmt":"2006-06-29T23:20:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2006\/06\/29\/the-dangers-of-working-on-campus\/"},"modified":"2006-06-29T23:20:00","modified_gmt":"2006-06-29T23:20:00","slug":"the-dangers-of-working-on-campus","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2006\/06\/29\/the-dangers-of-working-on-campus\/","title":{"rendered":"The dangers of working on campus"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Honest to god email I got today:<\/p>\n<p><i>Dear All,<\/p>\n<p>Please be aware that it is not wise to lay or fall asleep in the meadow<br \/>\nlong grass on campus as there is the danger of being run over by the<br \/>\nlawn mower.<\/p>\n<p>There was a near miss earlier and luckily due to the grounds maintenance<br \/>\nchaps awareness the person was seen in time and a serious accident<br \/>\navoided. Please look for other solutions to keeping cool that will not be as<br \/>\npotentially dangerous.<\/p>\n<p>Your cooperation in this would be appreciated.<\/p>\n<p>Regards<br \/>\nFacilities Management<\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Honest to god email I got today: Dear All, Please be aware that it is not wise to lay or fall asleep in the meadow long grass on campus as there is the danger of being run over by the lawn mower. There was a near miss earlier and luckily due to the grounds maintenance&#8230;<\/p>\n<p class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2006\/06\/29\/the-dangers-of-working-on-campus\/\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &ldquo;The dangers of working on campus&rdquo;<\/span> &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[87,40],"class_list":["post-2562","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-news-from-the-stupid","tag-work"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3u9vK-Fk","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2562","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2562"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2562\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2562"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2562"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2562"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}