{"id":25661,"date":"2016-01-24T14:55:40","date_gmt":"2016-01-24T14:55:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/?p=25661"},"modified":"2016-01-25T13:13:36","modified_gmt":"2016-01-25T13:13:36","slug":"made-me-laugh-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2016\/01\/24\/made-me-laugh-3\/","title":{"rendered":"Made me laugh"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/fb_img_1453521464358.jpg\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-25660\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"25660\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2016\/01\/24\/made-me-laugh-3\/fb_img_1453521464358-jpg\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/fb_img_1453521464358.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"640,640\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"fb_img_1453521464358.jpg\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/fb_img_1453521464358.jpg\" src=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/fb_img_1453521464358-400x400.jpg\" alt=\"fb_img_1453521464358.jpg\" width=\"400\" height=\"400\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-25660\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/fb_img_1453521464358-400x400.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/fb_img_1453521464358-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/fb_img_1453521464358-100x100.jpg 100w, https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/fb_img_1453521464358-200x200.jpg 200w, https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/fb_img_1453521464358-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/fb_img_1453521464358-450x450.jpg 450w, https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/fb_img_1453521464358-600x600.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/fb_img_1453521464358-50x50.jpg 50w, https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/fb_img_1453521464358.jpg 640w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Do I really look like a guy with a plan? You know what I am? I&#8217;m a dog chasing cars. I wouldn&#8217;t know what to do with one if I caught it! You know, I just&#8230; *do* things.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Also makes me think about work. For no reason. Whatsoever. I don&#8217;t have thoughts about severed break lines, or where to purchase polonium. Nuh uh, not me.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Do I really look like a guy with a plan? You know what I am? I&#8217;m a dog chasing cars. I wouldn&#8217;t know what to do with one if I caught it! You know, I just&#8230; *do* things. Also makes me think about work. For no reason. Whatsoever. I don&#8217;t have thoughts about severed break&#8230;<\/p>\n<p class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2016\/01\/24\/made-me-laugh-3\/\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &ldquo;Made me laugh&rdquo;<\/span> &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[109],"class_list":["post-25661","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-dealing-with-idiots"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3u9vK-6FT","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25661","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=25661"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25661\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":25674,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25661\/revisions\/25674"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=25661"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=25661"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=25661"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}