{"id":2579,"date":"2006-07-17T17:44:00","date_gmt":"2006-07-17T17:44:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2006\/07\/17\/i-hate-people\/"},"modified":"2006-07-17T17:44:00","modified_gmt":"2006-07-17T17:44:00","slug":"i-hate-people","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2006\/07\/17\/i-hate-people\/","title":{"rendered":"I hate people"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&apos;m peeved from a very gross experience in the showers just now. i walked in to a shower cubicle and was getting ready to shower after my workout when I noticed a large runny white glob on the shower door that looked suspiciously too gloopy to be shampoo, if you know what I mean. <\/p>\n<p>I mean, jesus people, show some common fucking decency.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&apos;m peeved from a very gross experience in the showers just now. i walked in to a shower cubicle and was getting ready to shower after my workout when I noticed a large runny white glob on the shower door that looked suspiciously too gloopy to be shampoo, if you know what I mean. I&#8230;<\/p>\n<p class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2006\/07\/17\/i-hate-people\/\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &ldquo;I hate people&rdquo;<\/span> &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[35,186],"class_list":["post-2579","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-ducks","tag-i-hate-people"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3u9vK-FB","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2579","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2579"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2579\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2579"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2579"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2579"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}