{"id":2580,"date":"2006-07-17T19:37:00","date_gmt":"2006-07-17T19:37:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2006\/07\/17\/attack-of-the-globby-substances-part-2\/"},"modified":"2006-07-17T19:37:00","modified_gmt":"2006-07-17T19:37:00","slug":"attack-of-the-globby-substances-part-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2006\/07\/17\/attack-of-the-globby-substances-part-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Attack of the globby substances, part 2."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>What is it with the pseudo-spunk today??? As I was looking over the lunch menu in the cafeteria, one of the counter-monkeys dropped a squeeze bottle of caesar dressing on the counter, the contents of which arched gracefully and left pearly drops that contrasted nicely with my black t-shirt. I think I should have stayed in bed today.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What is it with the pseudo-spunk today??? As I was looking over the lunch menu in the cafeteria, one of the counter-monkeys dropped a squeeze bottle of caesar dressing on the counter, the contents of which arched gracefully and left pearly drops that contrasted nicely with my black t-shirt. I think I should have stayed&#8230;<\/p>\n<p class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2006\/07\/17\/attack-of-the-globby-substances-part-2\/\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &ldquo;Attack of the globby substances, part 2.&rdquo;<\/span> &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[35],"class_list":["post-2580","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-ducks"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3u9vK-FC","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2580","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2580"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2580\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2580"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2580"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2580"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}