{"id":2601,"date":"2006-08-08T16:23:00","date_gmt":"2006-08-08T16:23:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2006\/08\/08\/god-it-smells-like-shit-in-here\/"},"modified":"2006-08-08T16:23:00","modified_gmt":"2006-08-08T16:23:00","slug":"god-it-smells-like-shit-in-here","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2006\/08\/08\/god-it-smells-like-shit-in-here\/","title":{"rendered":"God, it smells like shit in here"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>When I left the shed last night, all was fine with the world. I get in this morning and the shed smells like stewed toxic waste. Somebody&apos;s plant decided that it would spontaneously mutate to produce a smell that is frankly indescribable though gut-wrenching horrible comes to mind.<\/p>\n<p>All the windows are open and we&apos;re spraying this piddly little peach-scented air freshener. So now the shed smells of peaches and toxic waste.<\/p>\n<p>Not really an improvement.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When I left the shed last night, all was fine with the world. I get in this morning and the shed smells like stewed toxic waste. Somebody&apos;s plant decided that it would spontaneously mutate to produce a smell that is frankly indescribable though gut-wrenching horrible comes to mind. All the windows are open and we&apos;re&#8230;<\/p>\n<p class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2006\/08\/08\/god-it-smells-like-shit-in-here\/\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &ldquo;God, it smells like shit in here&rdquo;<\/span> &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[151],"class_list":["post-2601","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-slice-of-life"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3u9vK-FX","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2601","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2601"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2601\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2601"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2601"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2601"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}