{"id":2613,"date":"2006-08-24T16:55:00","date_gmt":"2006-08-24T16:55:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2006\/08\/24\/some-people-have-too-much-time-and-overactive-imaginations\/"},"modified":"2014-01-28T09:57:08","modified_gmt":"2014-01-28T09:57:08","slug":"some-people-have-too-much-time-and-overactive-imaginations","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2006\/08\/24\/some-people-have-too-much-time-and-overactive-imaginations\/","title":{"rendered":"Some people have too much time and overactive imaginations"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I give you two weird sightings:<\/p>\n<p><!--cut=\"The Biggest Swiss-Army Knife\"--><center><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.flubu.com\/images\/LJ\/wenger_261.jpg\"><\/center><\/p>\n<p>A 3 pound, 8.5inch wide swiss-army knife that will cost you $1,200 and has 85 gizmos on it, including: 11 varieties of blades (including the essential cigar cutter), 30 screwdrivers and assorted bits, 5 wrenches, 3 pairs of pliers and 36 other tools (including the ever useful laser pointer, 12gauge choke tube, flashlight, glof club face cleaner and tire tread gauge).<!--\/cut--><\/p>\n<p><!--cut=\"The Bacon Wallet\"--><center><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.flubu.com\/images\/LJ\/bacon_wallet.jpg\"><\/center><\/p>\n<p>The <a href=\"http:\/\/www.perpetualkid.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">people who brought you the Play-Doh cologne and the bacon bandages<\/a> now proudly introduce the bacon wallet. Nothing more needs to be said.<br \/>\n<!--\/cut--><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I give you two weird sightings: A 3 pound, 8.5inch wide swiss-army knife that will cost you $1,200 and has 85 gizmos on it, including: 11 varieties of blades (including the essential cigar cutter), 30 screwdrivers and assorted bits, 5 wrenches, 3 pairs of pliers and 36 other tools (including the ever useful laser pointer,&#8230;<\/p>\n<p class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2006\/08\/24\/some-people-have-too-much-time-and-overactive-imaginations\/\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &ldquo;Some people have too much time and overactive imaginations&rdquo;<\/span> &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[139,132],"class_list":["post-2613","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-pictures","tag-random-shit"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3u9vK-G9","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2613","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2613"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2613\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10364,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2613\/revisions\/10364"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2613"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2613"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2613"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}