I am wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!<\/p>\n
It's been a while since I was this tipsy. Honestly I don't remember when the last time was. I'm slurring my vowels and apparently, my breath could stun a small horse. I blame the cheap wine. You will note, however, that my spelling is still up to par, so I can't be *that* bad. Why am I tipsy, you ask? Tonight was the silent auction for the village parish and they were generous with the wine in the hopes that people would bid! bid! bid! <\/p>\n
Guess what? It worked :) Luckily, people were more drunk than us so we got off relatively cheap. We bought a dinner for two at our local pub for close to the amount that we normally pay; two bottles of nice german white wine, a nice frame for our guest bedroom and a jar of homemade marmalade. We were also embroiled in a bidding war for a Victoria sponge cake, which we had to win as a matter of principle. We did. Go us!!<\/p>\n
The money was going to the upkeep of the local church, so it's for a decent cause. We also got to meet a lot of people from our village, which was fun. <\/p>\n
All in all, a good night's fun.<\/p>\n
But I am still drunk :D So, wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
I am wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! It's been a while since I was this tipsy. Honestly I don't remember when the last time was. I'm slurring my vowels and apparently, my breath could stun a small horse. I blame the cheap wine. You will note, however, that my spelling is still up to par, so I can't be…<\/p>\n