{"id":2696,"date":"2006-12-06T18:25:00","date_gmt":"2006-12-06T18:25:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2006\/12\/06\/it-only-took-him-2-days\/"},"modified":"2006-12-06T18:25:00","modified_gmt":"2006-12-06T18:25:00","slug":"it-only-took-him-2-days","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2006\/12\/06\/it-only-took-him-2-days\/","title":{"rendered":"It only took him 2 days"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>You know the <a href=\"http:\/\/talisker.livejournal.com\/458627.html?nc=6\">xmas tree I mentioned in a previous post? The same post where I put recent pictures of our monster?<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Well, it only took him 2 days to destroy it. Ok, ok, so I&apos;m being overly dramatic here, but we got home last night to find the tree fallen on the floor and baubles strewn everywhere in the living room and in the kitchen. I was not amused.<\/p>\n<p>Still, no major harm done. The tree is a bit worse for wear, but it&apos;s now solidly anchored to a wall. I&apos;m still picking up stray baubles in the morning, but I guess there&apos;s no avoiding that.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You know the xmas tree I mentioned in a previous post? The same post where I put recent pictures of our monster? Well, it only took him 2 days to destroy it. Ok, ok, so I&apos;m being overly dramatic here, but we got home last night to find the tree fallen on the floor and&#8230;<\/p>\n<p class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2006\/12\/06\/it-only-took-him-2-days\/\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &ldquo;It only took him 2 days&rdquo;<\/span> &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[141,140,307],"class_list":["post-2696","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-cats","tag-christmas","tag-pets"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3u9vK-Hu","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2696","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2696"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2696\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2696"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2696"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2696"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}