{"id":27019,"date":"2016-05-09T08:38:16","date_gmt":"2016-05-09T08:38:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/?p=27019"},"modified":"2016-06-05T18:55:01","modified_gmt":"2016-06-05T18:55:01","slug":"mindbogglingly-wrong-and-a-tad-creepy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2016\/05\/09\/mindbogglingly-wrong-and-a-tad-creepy\/","title":{"rendered":"Mindbogglingly wrong, and a tad creepy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/wp-1462742078763.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"27012\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2016\/05\/09\/mindbogglingly-wrong-and-a-tad-creepy\/wp-1462742078763-jpeg\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/wp-1462742078763.jpeg\" data-orig-size=\"540,450\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"wp-1462742078763.jpeg\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/wp-1462742078763.jpeg\" src=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/wp-1462742078763.jpeg\" alt=\"wp-1462742078763.jpeg\" width=\"540\" height=\"450\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-27012\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/wp-1462742078763.jpeg 540w, https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/wp-1462742078763-400x333.jpeg 400w, https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/wp-1462742078763-100x83.jpeg 100w, https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/wp-1462742078763-150x125.jpeg 150w, https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/wp-1462742078763-200x167.jpeg 200w, https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/wp-1462742078763-300x250.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/wp-1462742078763-450x375.jpeg 450w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 540px) 100vw, 540px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>The Party Doll Geisha Tomoko is without doubt the most unusual Orient Industry sex doll available. Not only does she look ravishing, you can squeeze her exquisite right breast and then the drink stored in the table compartment will come out of her left breast. Orient Industry has created a sex doll that is also a drink dispenser: the perfect party hostess.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>A steal, at $20,000 USD<\/p>\n<p>But wait, there&#8217;s more! They have a demonstration video! Complete with the waaaay-too-practiced pervy japanese Colonel Sanders:<\/p>\n<div style=\"width: 480px;\" class=\"wp-video\"><video class=\"wp-video-shortcode\" id=\"video-27019-1\" width=\"480\" height=\"320\" preload=\"metadata\" controls=\"controls\"><source type=\"video\/mp4\" src=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/partydoll.mp4?_=1\" \/><a href=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/partydoll.mp4\">https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/partydoll.mp4<\/a><\/video><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Party Doll Geisha Tomoko is without doubt the most unusual Orient Industry sex doll available. Not only does she look ravishing, you can squeeze her exquisite right breast and then the drink stored in the table compartment will come out of her left breast. Orient Industry has created a sex doll that is also&#8230;<\/p>\n<p class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2016\/05\/09\/mindbogglingly-wrong-and-a-tad-creepy\/\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &ldquo;Mindbogglingly wrong, and a tad creepy&rdquo;<\/span> &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[516,521,132,447],"class_list":["post-27019","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-japanese-weirdness","tag-nsfw","tag-random-shit","tag-video"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3u9vK-71N","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27019","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=27019"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27019\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":27023,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27019\/revisions\/27023"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=27019"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=27019"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=27019"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}