{"id":27067,"date":"2016-05-11T16:53:20","date_gmt":"2016-05-11T16:53:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/?p=27067"},"modified":"2016-05-12T14:35:21","modified_gmt":"2016-05-12T14:35:21","slug":"all-i-wanted-was-to-sleep-it-off","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2016\/05\/11\/all-i-wanted-was-to-sleep-it-off\/","title":{"rendered":"All I wanted was to sleep it off"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/fb_img_1462963685787.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"27066\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2016\/05\/11\/all-i-wanted-was-to-sleep-it-off\/fb_img_1462963685787-jpg\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/fb_img_1462963685787.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"720,960\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" 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Just wanted to sleep. Didn&#8217;t expect sass from wifey about catching me in bed spooning pussy.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; Had a migraine today. Just wanted to sleep. 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