{"id":2714,"date":"2006-12-28T17:51:00","date_gmt":"2006-12-28T17:51:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2006\/12\/28\/how-can-something-so-cute-be-so-damned-annoying\/"},"modified":"2006-12-28T17:51:00","modified_gmt":"2006-12-28T17:51:00","slug":"how-can-something-so-cute-be-so-damned-annoying","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2006\/12\/28\/how-can-something-so-cute-be-so-damned-annoying\/","title":{"rendered":"How can something so cute be so damned annoying?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was reading in bed just now. I just finished the Agatha Christie book I&apos;ve been reading. The cat was sleeping on my chest for a while, with two white-socked paws sticking under my book, then migrated to my legs, then got bored and annoyed me until I started throwing his mouse at him. That slowed down my reading a bit. I<br \/>\ncringe every time I hear his claws tear up and down the carpet on the stairs or when he&apos;s doing a sharp turn. He&apos;s currently eating the blue throw that lives on the back of the office chair.<\/p>\n<p>Annoying little bugger.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was reading in bed just now. I just finished the Agatha Christie book I&apos;ve been reading. The cat was sleeping on my chest for a while, with two white-socked paws sticking under my book, then migrated to my legs, then got bored and annoyed me until I started throwing his mouse at him. That&#8230;<\/p>\n<p class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2006\/12\/28\/how-can-something-so-cute-be-so-damned-annoying\/\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &ldquo;How can something so cute be so damned annoying?&rdquo;<\/span> &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[141,307],"class_list":["post-2714","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-cats","tag-pets"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3u9vK-HM","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2714","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2714"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2714\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2714"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2714"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2714"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}