{"id":2741,"date":"2007-02-02T17:00:00","date_gmt":"2007-02-02T17:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2007\/02\/02\/my-cat-is-grossly-stupid-and-stupidly-gross\/"},"modified":"2007-02-02T17:00:00","modified_gmt":"2007-02-02T17:00:00","slug":"my-cat-is-grossly-stupid-and-stupidly-gross","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2007\/02\/02\/my-cat-is-grossly-stupid-and-stupidly-gross\/","title":{"rendered":"My cat is grossly stupid and stupidly gross"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>How many cat owners need to regularly clean the paws of their cats to get rid of the crap on them? And I&apos;m not talking about the bottom, where it might be explained that he got them dirty by burying his crap in litter. No, I&apos;m talking the top of the paws. I mean, what does he do? Shit on his paws for the fun of it? And talking of crap, how the hell do you, when sitting <b>in<\/b> a litter box, manage to <b>miss<\/b> and crap outside of it???<\/p>\n<p>Ahhh, the joys of cat ownership.<\/p>\n<p>Yay.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>How many cat owners need to regularly clean the paws of their cats to get rid of the crap on them? And I&apos;m not talking about the bottom, where it might be explained that he got them dirty by burying his crap in litter. No, I&apos;m talking the top of the paws. I mean, what&#8230;<\/p>\n<p class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2007\/02\/02\/my-cat-is-grossly-stupid-and-stupidly-gross\/\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &ldquo;My cat is grossly stupid and stupidly gross&rdquo;<\/span> &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[141,307],"class_list":["post-2741","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-cats","tag-pets"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3u9vK-Id","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2741","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2741"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2741\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2741"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2741"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2741"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}