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Heisenberg, Schrodinger and Ohm are in a car
\nThey get pulled over. Heisenberg is driving.
\nThe cop asks him “Do you know how fast you were going?”
\n“No, but I know exactly where I am” Heisenberg replies.
\nThe cop says “You were doing 55 in a 35.”
\nHeisenberg throws up his hands and shouts “Great! Now I’m lost!”
\nThe cop thinks this is suspicious and orders him to pop open the trunk.
\nHe checks it out and says “Do you know you have a dead cat back here?”
\n“We do now, asshole!” shouts Schrodinger.
\nThe cop moves to arrest them.
\nOhm resists.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Heisenberg, Schrodinger and Ohm are in a car They get pulled over. Heisenberg is driving. The cop asks him “Do you know how fast you were going?” “No, but I know exactly where I am” Heisenberg replies. The cop says “You were doing 55 in a 35.” Heisenberg throws up his hands and shouts “Great!…<\/p>\n