{"id":2793,"date":"2007-04-23T16:53:00","date_gmt":"2007-04-23T16:53:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2007\/04\/23\/why-was-ths-not-available-years-ago-when-i-was-a-lonely-geek\/"},"modified":"2007-04-23T16:53:00","modified_gmt":"2007-04-23T16:53:00","slug":"why-was-ths-not-available-years-ago-when-i-was-a-lonely-geek","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2007\/04\/23\/why-was-ths-not-available-years-ago-when-i-was-a-lonely-geek\/","title":{"rendered":"Why was ths not available years ago when I was a lonely geek?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A Dutch escort agency Society Service has set up a special service for geek virgins looking for that elusive first sexual encounter. Sociology student Zoe Vialet set up the agency last year, Ananova reports, and admits she&apos;s had &#8220;a lot of demand from virgins&#8221; &#8211; most of them from the IT sector. She explained to De Telegraaf: &#8220;They are very sweet but are afraid of seeking contact with other people. They mean it very well but are very scared.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Zoe has a crack team of five girls &#8220;specially trained&#8221; to pop geeks&apos; cherries. However, those readers tempted to avail themselves of their charms are warned it&apos;s not just a case of stump up the cash, insert your floppy in the drive, eject and then off for a pizza.<\/p>\n<p>Au contraire, you&apos;ll be expected to hone your skills over a extended period, as Vialet insisted: &#8220;Every booking lasts three hours minimum. Longer is possible, shorter not. We take the time to take a bath together, do a massage and explore each others body. When the date is over, you will have had a fantastic experience, and you will be able to pleasure a woman.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>And just in case you thought you might just try and get a real squeeze for a bit of mutual body-exploration, think again. Vialet warned: &#8220;You better practise before having a girlfriend. Woman expect men older than 30 having had some experience. Some men need a little bit of help. But it makes them happy and they are glowing .There is nothing more terrible than dying as a virgin.&#8221; <\/p>\n<p>Source: http:\/\/www.theregister.co.uk\/2007\/04\/20\/geek_service\/<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A Dutch escort agency Society Service has set up a special service for geek virgins looking for that elusive first sexual encounter. Sociology student Zoe Vialet set up the agency last year, Ananova reports, and admits she&apos;s had &#8220;a lot of demand from virgins&#8221; &#8211; most of them from the IT sector. She explained to&#8230;<\/p>\n<p class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2007\/04\/23\/why-was-ths-not-available-years-ago-when-i-was-a-lonely-geek\/\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &ldquo;Why was ths not available years ago when I was a lonely geek?&rdquo;<\/span> &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[17,38,132],"class_list":["post-2793","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-geek","tag-linked-news","tag-random-shit"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3u9vK-J3","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2793","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2793"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2793\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2793"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2793"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2793"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}