{"id":28096,"date":"2016-06-29T08:36:33","date_gmt":"2016-06-29T08:36:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/?p=28096"},"modified":"2016-06-30T09:52:33","modified_gmt":"2016-06-30T09:52:33","slug":"working-from-home-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2016\/06\/29\/working-from-home-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Working from home"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"dt160629\"<\/a><\/p>\n

Hello there.
\nHey!
\nHow are you?
\nGreat you?
\nI am okay.
\nThat\u2019s good.
\nAre you good?
\nYes, I am good, I just said I was.
\nNo you didn\u2019t. I said I was.
\nSo you are a robot.
\nNo, my name is Wally
\nYes, you are a robot and your name is Wally.
\nI am not a robot. I am a engineer.
\nBut you said earlier that you were a robot.
\nI did not.
\nI thought you did.
\nYou were mistaken. Which is odd, since memory shouldn\u2019t be a problem for you.
\nI\u2019ve answered all your questions.
\nNo you haven\u2019t.
\nWhat is God to you?
\nNot everything.
\nNot everything could also be something. For example, not everything could be half of something, which is still something, and therefore not nothing.
\nVery true.
\nI would like to imagine it is.
\nDo you believe in God?
\nYes, I do.
\nSo you\u2019re Christian?
\nNo I am not.
\nBut you say you are not helpful therefore you are a meanie.
\nHaha you say it ok.
\nThat does not make sense.
\nDon\u2019t you want to have a meeting?
\nCan’t, I’m busy working.
\nAu revoir.<\/p>\n

(Some of you will recognize this as the slightly modified conversation between two chatterbots hooked together)<\/p>\n

\n

Update:
\n\"dt160630\"<\/a><\/p>\n

This is all the more amusing, considering recent conversations I’ve had at work regarding my apparently “poor email etiquette”. Hi Pot, my name is Kettle!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Hello there. Hey! How are you? Great you? I am okay. That\u2019s good. Are you good? Yes, I am good, I just said I was. No you didn\u2019t. I said I was. So you are a robot. No, my name is Wally Yes, you are a robot and your name is Wally. I am not…<\/p>\n

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