{"id":2850,"date":"2007-08-10T17:58:00","date_gmt":"2007-08-10T17:58:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2007\/08\/10\/a-clear-sign-i-have-a-twisted-mind\/"},"modified":"2007-08-10T17:58:00","modified_gmt":"2007-08-10T17:58:00","slug":"a-clear-sign-i-have-a-twisted-mind","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2007\/08\/10\/a-clear-sign-i-have-a-twisted-mind\/","title":{"rendered":"A clear sign I have a twisted mind"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Quick! Quick! Look at this thing and tell me what the first thing you think of!<\/p>\n<p><center><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.flubu.com\/images\/LJ\/porno-wrist-rest.jpg\"><\/center><\/p>\n<p>I&apos;m willing to bet that you didn&apos;t think the same thing I did&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>A bit of background: I have a gel-filled wrist rest at work. It&apos;s black and boring and comfortable, but it sprung a leak so, once in a while, my wrist or some cables get smeared with sticky goo. Not pleasant.<\/p>\n<p>After a bit of running around, I found the right secretary to ask for a new one and, lo and behold, 30 minutes later she came in with a large, shiny, rubbery, bluish thing that would not look out of place in a sex shop.<\/p>\n<p>I feel weirded out and slightly aroused at the same time to have it on my desk.<\/p>\n<p>I have a sick mind, I know.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Quick! Quick! Look at this thing and tell me what the first thing you think of! I&apos;m willing to bet that you didn&apos;t think the same thing I did&#8230; A bit of background: I have a gel-filled wrist rest at work. It&apos;s black and boring and comfortable, but it sprung a leak so, once in&#8230;<\/p>\n<p class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2007\/08\/10\/a-clear-sign-i-have-a-twisted-mind\/\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &ldquo;A clear sign I have a twisted mind&rdquo;<\/span> &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[139,132],"class_list":["post-2850","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-pictures","tag-random-shit"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3u9vK-JY","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2850","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2850"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2850\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2850"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2850"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2850"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}