{"id":2865,"date":"2007-09-09T05:51:00","date_gmt":"2007-09-09T05:51:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2007\/09\/09\/he-peed-on-the-fucking-rug-dude-that-rug-really-tied-the-room-together\/"},"modified":"2014-03-31T13:00:02","modified_gmt":"2014-03-31T13:00:02","slug":"he-peed-on-the-fucking-rug-dude-that-rug-really-tied-the-room-together","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2007\/09\/09\/he-peed-on-the-fucking-rug-dude-that-rug-really-tied-the-room-together\/","title":{"rendered":"He peed on the fucking rug, dude. That rug really tied the room together."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Well, he didn&apos;t pee on the rug, but he peed on the couch (again) and he peed in a laundry basked. I am talking, of course, about our cat. For reasons unknown, he&apos;s boycotting his litter tray and making contributions to the decor of the soft furnishings around the house. We&apos;ve already had to throw away a backpack that had gone unnoticed until it turned rancid, yellow and generally biohazard-esque. We&apos;re also going to chuck two cushions cause they just smell nasty. I just hope it&apos;s a temporary situation; otherwise things will get unpleasant :(<\/p>\n<p><center><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.flubu.com\/images\/LJ\/big_lebowsky_rug.jpg\"><\/center><\/p>\n<p>In other news, I&apos;m a bachelor for the weekend. Katy is in Derby visiting Rita. I spent the morning lounging around then went into town to run a few errants. On the way back, I saw a sight that really made me want to reach for my camera but I didn&apos;t have the time to do so because my bus arrived and I had to hustle to get in. Imagine a gaggle of 14-15 year old girls wearing black fuck-me boots, cammo crotch-hight mini skirts and black wrap-around tops a few sizes too small just hanging out in front of an off-license shop. Now the same sight if the girls were 5 years older would have made me drool (come on, I am male after all). That one though was just wrong in so many ways&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Well, he didn&apos;t pee on the rug, but he peed on the couch (again) and he peed in a laundry basked. I am talking, of course, about our cat. For reasons unknown, he&apos;s boycotting his litter tray and making contributions to the decor of the soft furnishings around the house. We&apos;ve already had to throw&#8230;<\/p>\n<p class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2007\/09\/09\/he-peed-on-the-fucking-rug-dude-that-rug-really-tied-the-room-together\/\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &ldquo;He peed on the fucking rug, dude. That rug really tied the room together.&rdquo;<\/span> &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[141,35,307,315],"class_list":["post-2865","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-cats","tag-ducks","tag-pets","tag-the-dude-abides"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3u9vK-Kd","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2865","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2865"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2865\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11998,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2865\/revisions\/11998"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2865"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2865"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2865"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}