{"id":28810,"date":"2016-07-09T09:11:38","date_gmt":"2016-07-09T09:11:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/?p=28810"},"modified":"2016-07-09T09:43:35","modified_gmt":"2016-07-09T09:43:35","slug":"best-way-to-start-your-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2016\/07\/09\/best-way-to-start-your-day\/","title":{"rendered":"Best way to start your day"},"content":{"rendered":"

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A new bistro, Caf\u00e9 Fellatio, will offer men a deal where they can have a coffee and oral sex.<\/p>\n

The unique offer will be available at the caf\u00e9, which is due to open in Geneva at the end of the year. Patrons will be able to order a coffee and then select a lady using an iPad, said Facegirl, the firm that plans to set up the caf\u00e9. It said it was copying similar popular caf\u00e9s in Thailand.<\/p>\n

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Bradley Chavet, from Facegirl, told Swiss newspaper Le Matin that men will be able to order a drink and then make themselves comfortable at the caf\u00e9’s bar.<\/p>\n

He added: “In five or ten minutes, it’s all over.” The full service will make the coffee one of the most expensive in the city – and probably Europe – at 60chf. There will also be an additional five franc surplus for the drink.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

A new bistro, Caf\u00e9 Fellatio, will offer men a deal where they can have a coffee and oral sex. The unique offer will be available at the caf\u00e9, which is due to open in Geneva at the end of the year. Patrons will be able to order a coffee and then select a lady using…<\/p>\n

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