{"id":28910,"date":"2016-07-13T10:55:17","date_gmt":"2016-07-13T10:55:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/?p=28910"},"modified":"2016-07-13T10:55:17","modified_gmt":"2016-07-13T10:55:17","slug":"they-managed-to-surprise-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2016\/07\/13\/they-managed-to-surprise-me\/","title":{"rendered":"They managed to surprise me"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/wp-image-1145805995jpg.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/wp-image-1145805995jpg.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-28909 alignnone size-full\" width=\"700\" height=\"337\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Mel, grab a pack with two green ones.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>They don&#8217;t have any. Two blue, but not two green.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>You mean to tell me that your sponges are color coded?!?<\/p>\n<p>Of course.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>*silence*<\/p>\n<p>What about these ones, they have two green ones in the pack.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>They&#8217;re the wrong type.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>*confusion*<\/p>\n<p>Later&#8230;&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>So what do you guys do when you come to ours and have no sponges? Bring your own?&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Don&#8217;t give mother any ideas. The suitcases are heavy enough as it is.&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mel, grab a pack with two green ones.&nbsp; They don&#8217;t have any. Two blue, but not two green.&nbsp; You mean to tell me that your sponges are color coded?!? Of course.&nbsp; *silence* What about these ones, they have two green ones in the pack.&nbsp; They&#8217;re the wrong type.&nbsp; *confusion* Later&#8230;&nbsp; So what do you guys&#8230;<\/p>\n<p class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2016\/07\/13\/they-managed-to-surprise-me\/\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &ldquo;They managed to surprise me&rdquo;<\/span> &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[151,49],"class_list":["post-28910","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-slice-of-life","tag-the-british-way"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3u9vK-7wi","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28910","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=28910"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28910\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":28911,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28910\/revisions\/28911"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=28910"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=28910"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=28910"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}