{"id":2894,"date":"2007-11-09T17:58:00","date_gmt":"2007-11-09T17:58:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2007\/11\/09\/fear-fear-feeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaarrrr\/"},"modified":"2007-11-09T17:58:00","modified_gmt":"2007-11-09T17:58:00","slug":"fear-fear-feeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaarrrr","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2007\/11\/09\/fear-fear-feeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaarrrr\/","title":{"rendered":"FEAR! FEAR! FEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAARRRR!"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote><p>The FBI is warning that al Qaeda may be preparing a series of holiday attacks on U.S. shopping malls in Los Angeles and Chicago, according to an intelligence report distributed to law enforcement authorities across the country this morning.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<hr \/>\n<p>I love the smell of fearmongering in the morning. God bless America.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The FBI is warning that al Qaeda may be preparing a series of holiday attacks on U.S. shopping malls in Los Angeles and Chicago, according to an intelligence report distributed to law enforcement authorities across the country this morning. I love the smell of fearmongering in the morning. God bless America.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[87],"class_list":["post-2894","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-news-from-the-stupid"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3u9vK-KG","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2894","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2894"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2894\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2894"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2894"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2894"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}