{"id":2900,"date":"2007-11-15T18:41:00","date_gmt":"2007-11-15T18:41:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2007\/11\/15\/hooker-hooker-hooker\/"},"modified":"2007-11-15T18:41:00","modified_gmt":"2007-11-15T18:41:00","slug":"hooker-hooker-hooker","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2007\/11\/15\/hooker-hooker-hooker\/","title":{"rendered":"Hooker! Hooker! Hooker!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>He  is an unlikely revolutionary but this Christmas, Santa is a rebel with a claus. He is having the last laugh on political correctness &#8211; and it&apos;s a great big fat belly laugh. Santas across Sydney are rebelling against attempts to ban their traditional greeting of &#8220;ho, ho, ho&#8221; in favour of &#8220;ha, ha, ha&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>Recruitment firm Westaff &#8211; which supplies hundreds of Santas across the country &#8211; has told its trainees that the &#8220;ho ho ho&#8221; phrase could frighten children and could even be derogatory to women.<\/p>\n<p>One would-be Santa has told The Daily Telegraph he was taught not to use &#8220;ho, ho, ho&#8221; because it was too close to the American slang for prostitute. He quit.<\/p>\n<p>Source: Daily Telegraph<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>He is an unlikely revolutionary but this Christmas, Santa is a rebel with a claus. He is having the last laugh on political correctness &#8211; and it&apos;s a great big fat belly laugh. Santas across Sydney are rebelling against attempts to ban their traditional greeting of &#8220;ho, ho, ho&#8221; in favour of &#8220;ha, ha, ha&#8221;&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2007\/11\/15\/hooker-hooker-hooker\/\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &ldquo;Hooker! Hooker! Hooker!&rdquo;<\/span> &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[87],"class_list":["post-2900","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-news-from-the-stupid"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3u9vK-KM","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2900","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2900"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2900\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2900"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2900"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2900"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}