{"id":29037,"date":"2016-07-16T10:21:22","date_gmt":"2016-07-16T10:21:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/?p=29037"},"modified":"2016-07-16T10:21:22","modified_gmt":"2016-07-16T10:21:22","slug":"the-tao-of-bunsen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2016\/07\/16\/the-tao-of-bunsen\/","title":{"rendered":"The tao of Bunsen\u00a0"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/bunsen-beaker-gif.gif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"29036\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2016\/07\/16\/the-tao-of-bunsen\/bunsen-beaker-gif-gif\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/bunsen-beaker-gif.gif\" data-orig-size=\"600,338\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"bunsen-beaker-gif.gif\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/bunsen-beaker-gif.gif\" src=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/bunsen-beaker-gif.gif\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-29036 alignnone size-full\" width=\"600\" height=\"338\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Fuck it. Fuck this shit. Look how many fuck are given. The limit of fuck given over time converges to 0.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Fuck it. Fuck this shit. Look how many fuck are given. The limit of fuck given over time converges to 0.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[251,459,40],"class_list":["post-29037","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-muppets","tag-tao","tag-work"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3u9vK-7yl","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29037","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=29037"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29037\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":29038,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29037\/revisions\/29038"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=29037"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=29037"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=29037"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}