{"id":2911,"date":"2007-11-30T18:33:00","date_gmt":"2007-11-30T18:33:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2007\/11\/30\/geek-pick-up-lines\/"},"modified":"2007-11-30T18:33:00","modified_gmt":"2007-11-30T18:33:00","slug":"geek-pick-up-lines","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2007\/11\/30\/geek-pick-up-lines\/","title":{"rendered":"Geek pick-up lines"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li>You\u2019re like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere!\n<li>I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.\n<li>You\u2019re like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life!\n<li>If I was an enzyme, I\u2019d be helicase so I could unzip your genes.\n<li>I\u2019m attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force.\n<li>Be my queen and mate me with your knight moves.\n<li>You make my floppy disk turn into a hard drive\n<li>Do you think we can make it a step more serious and disable network sharing?\n<li>I don\u2019t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?\n<li>I\u2019ll treat you like my homework \u2014 I\u2019ll slam you on the table and do you all night long\n<li>I wish I were your second derivative so I could fill your concavities.\n<li>Did you just combust?? Because you\u2019re HOT!\n<li>What do you say we go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply\n<li>Every time I see you, my cardiovascular system gets all worked up\n<li>I wish I were adenine because then I could get paired with U.\n<li>What\u2019s your sine? It must be pi\/2 because you\u2019re the 1\n<li>If my right leg was Christmas and my left was Easter, would you like to spend some time between the holidays?\n<li>Want to meet up so I can excite your natural frequency?\n<li>You know.. it\u2019s not the length of the vector that counts\u2026 it\u2019s how you apply the force\n<li>If I move my lips half the distance to yours\u2026 and then half again\u2026 and again\u2026 etc\u2026. would they ever meet? no? Well in this specific case I am going to disprove your assumption.\n<li>If I was an endoplasmic reticulum, how would you want me: smooth or rough?\n<li>Our love is like dividing by zero\u2026. you cannot define it\n<li>Let me be your integral so I can be the area under your curves\n<li>Let\u2019s discover our coefficient of friction\n<li>You\u2019re so gneiss I\u2019ll never take you for granite.\n<li>I less than three you\u2026.. (i < 3 you)\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You\u2019re like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere! I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves. You\u2019re like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life! If I was an enzyme, I\u2019d be helicase so I could unzip your genes. I\u2019m attracted to you so strongly, scientists&#8230;<\/p>\n<p class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2007\/11\/30\/geek-pick-up-lines\/\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &ldquo;Geek pick-up lines&rdquo;<\/span> &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[17,132],"class_list":["post-2911","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-geek","tag-random-shit"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3u9vK-KX","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2911","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2911"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2911\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2911"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2911"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2911"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}