{"id":2914,"date":"2007-12-04T16:44:00","date_gmt":"2007-12-04T16:44:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2007\/12\/04\/not-a-morning-person\/"},"modified":"2007-12-04T16:44:00","modified_gmt":"2007-12-04T16:44:00","slug":"not-a-morning-person","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2007\/12\/04\/not-a-morning-person\/","title":{"rendered":"Not a morning person"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&apos;ll be the first to admit that I am not a morning person.<\/p>\n<p>Seriously, I&apos;m not.<\/p>\n<p>My normal morning routine is to snuggle next to Katy until the snooze button has been smacked a few times, then go downstairs to make tea and get breakfast ready. I&apos;ll watch the news, wave Katy off to work and then sometimes make myself another cup of tea while I check my email. I&apos;ll get dressed and mosey on off to work.<\/p>\n<p>This, I find, is a gentle way to get ready for work.<\/p>\n<p>Giving a shit-covered cat a shower at 7:30 in the morning is not, I repeat, <b>not<\/b> a preferred way to start the day. It happens to rank quite highly in my most-unpleasant-things-to-do-before-tea list of badness&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&apos;ll be the first to admit that I am not a morning person. Seriously, I&apos;m not. My normal morning routine is to snuggle next to Katy until the snooze button has been smacked a few times, then go downstairs to make tea and get breakfast ready. I&apos;ll watch the news, wave Katy off to work&#8230;<\/p>\n<p class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2007\/12\/04\/not-a-morning-person\/\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &ldquo;Not a morning person&rdquo;<\/span> &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[141,35,307,151],"class_list":["post-2914","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-cats","tag-ducks","tag-pets","tag-slice-of-life"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3u9vK-L0","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2914","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2914"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2914\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2914"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2914"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2914"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}