{"id":2935,"date":"2008-01-22T23:26:00","date_gmt":"2008-01-22T23:26:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2008\/01\/22\/making-it-more-difficult-than-it-should-be\/"},"modified":"2008-01-22T23:26:00","modified_gmt":"2008-01-22T23:26:00","slug":"making-it-more-difficult-than-it-should-be","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2008\/01\/22\/making-it-more-difficult-than-it-should-be\/","title":{"rendered":"Making it more difficult than it should be"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We went to Starbucks last weekend. I just wanted a cup of tea. The dialogue went something like this:<\/p>\n<p>Me: I&apos;d like a cup of tea please<br \/>\nStarbucks Zombie: what size?<br \/>\nMe: Medium<br \/>\nSZ: what kind?<br \/>\nMe: um, English breakfast?<br \/>\nSZ: one bag or two?<br \/>\nMe: um, two?<br \/>\nSZ: room for milk?<br \/>\nMe: buh?<\/p>\n<p><center><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.flubu.com\/comics\/Zits-highmaintenancecoffe.gif\"><\/center><\/p>\n<p>I ordered something for Katy as well. I always feel like a bit of a berk when I say &#8220;I&apos;d like a grande one-shot decaf skinny caramel macchiato with whipped cream&#8221;. Makes me feel dirty, somehow.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We went to Starbucks last weekend. I just wanted a cup of tea. The dialogue went something like this: Me: I&apos;d like a cup of tea please Starbucks Zombie: what size? Me: Medium SZ: what kind? Me: um, English breakfast? SZ: one bag or two? Me: um, two? SZ: room for milk? Me: buh? I&#8230;<\/p>\n<p class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2008\/01\/22\/making-it-more-difficult-than-it-should-be\/\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &ldquo;Making it more difficult than it should be&rdquo;<\/span> &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[14,151],"class_list":["post-2935","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-comics","tag-slice-of-life"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3u9vK-Ll","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2935","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2935"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2935\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2935"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2935"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2935"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}