{"id":2936,"date":"2008-01-23T22:14:00","date_gmt":"2008-01-23T22:14:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2008\/01\/23\/board-chow\/"},"modified":"2008-01-23T22:14:00","modified_gmt":"2008-01-23T22:14:00","slug":"board-chow","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2008\/01\/23\/board-chow\/","title":{"rendered":"Board Chow"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was browsing when all of a sudden, the letter &apos;t&apos; decided that it become stuck on my keyboard, even though I hadn&apos;t even touched the damn thing. I had to do a hard shutdown of my laptop because I couldn&apos;t do anything else.<\/p>\n<p><center><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.flubu.com\/comics\/AT04-04-01.gif\"><\/center><\/p>\n<p>I flipped my keyboard and shook it on my desk. A rather distressing amount of board chow rained on my desk&#8230; Granted, I&apos;ve been working with this keyboard for about 3 years now without ever cleaning it. <\/p>\n<p>I dare you to flip your keyboard and give it a shake to see what rains out of it.<\/p>\n<p>Um, ew?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was browsing when all of a sudden, the letter &apos;t&apos; decided that it become stuck on my keyboard, even though I hadn&apos;t even touched the damn thing. I had to do a hard shutdown of my laptop because I couldn&apos;t do anything else. I flipped my keyboard and shook it on my desk. A&#8230;<\/p>\n<p class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2008\/01\/23\/board-chow\/\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &ldquo;Board Chow&rdquo;<\/span> &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[14,151],"class_list":["post-2936","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-comics","tag-slice-of-life"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3u9vK-Lm","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2936","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2936"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2936\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2936"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2936"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2936"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}