{"id":2958,"date":"2008-03-06T18:00:00","date_gmt":"2008-03-06T18:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2008\/03\/06\/signs-you-might-be-a-redneck\/"},"modified":"2017-06-16T12:56:57","modified_gmt":"2017-06-16T12:56:57","slug":"signs-you-might-be-a-redneck","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2008\/03\/06\/signs-you-might-be-a-redneck\/","title":{"rendered":"Signs you might be a redneck"},"content":{"rendered":"

Do you own any of these?<\/h1>\n

Redneck Harley<\/b>
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Redneck Bass Boat<\/b>
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Redneck Grill<\/b>
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Redneck Horseshoes<\/b>
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Redneck Lawnmower<\/b>
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Redneck Weather Station<\/b>
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Redneck Pet Carrier<\/b>
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Redneck Gingerbread House<\/b>
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Redneck Guest Bedrooms<\/b>
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Redneck Palm Pilot<\/b>
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Redneck Yacht<\/b>
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Redneck Wedding Cake<\/b>
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Redneck Doghouse<\/b>
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Redneck Pick-up Truck<\/b>
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Are these situations familiar?<\/h1>\n

Redneck Wedding Reception<\/b>
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Redneck Lottery Winner<\/b>
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The above Lottery Winner on Vacation<\/b>
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You might be a redneck if<\/h1>\n

A little rain doesn't spoil the fishing…<\/b>
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You need fashion tips from your husband…<\/b>
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You wear a shirt like this for your engagement picture…<\/b>
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You have a deer's butt for a door bell…<\/b>
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You don't need a lake to do a little skiing…<\/b>
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Or if your wife is quoted in the local paper saying…<\/b>
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Do you own any of these? Redneck Harley Redneck Bass Boat Redneck Grill Redneck Horseshoes Redneck Lawnmower Redneck Weather Station Redneck Pet Carrier Redneck Gingerbread House Redneck Guest Bedrooms Redneck Palm Pilot Redneck Yacht Redneck Wedding Cake Redneck Doghouse Redneck Pick-up Truck Are these situations familiar? Redneck Wedding Reception Redneck Lottery Winner The above Lottery…<\/p>\n

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