{"id":29901,"date":"2016-09-19T20:53:03","date_gmt":"2016-09-19T20:53:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/?p=29901"},"modified":"2016-09-20T12:10:35","modified_gmt":"2016-09-20T12:10:35","slug":"i-for-one-welcome-our-new-facebook-overlords","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2016\/09\/19\/i-for-one-welcome-our-new-facebook-overlords\/","title":{"rendered":"I, for one, welcome our new Facebook overlords.\u00a0"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/wp-1474317978763.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"29900\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2016\/09\/19\/i-for-one-welcome-our-new-facebook-overlords\/wp-1474317978763-jpg\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/wp-1474317978763.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"395,235\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"wp-1474317978763.jpg\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/wp-1474317978763.jpg\" src=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/wp-1474317978763.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-29900 alignnone size-full\" width=\"395\" height=\"235\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/wp-1474317978763.jpg 395w, https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/wp-1474317978763-100x59.jpg 100w, https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/wp-1474317978763-150x89.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/wp-1474317978763-200x119.jpg 200w, https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/wp-1474317978763-300x178.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 395px) 100vw, 395px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>OK. So Facebook suggested I might want to add the following people as friends:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>My therapist&nbsp;<\/li>\n<li>Bean&#8217;s pediatrician&nbsp;<\/li>\n<li>Bean&#8217;s scout troop leader<\/li>\n<li>The guy who sold us our car 3 years ago.&nbsp;<\/li>\n<li>Our vet<\/li>\n<li>Former colleagues I&#8217;ve not seen in 10 years.&nbsp;<\/li>\n<li>People I haven&#8217;t spoken to in over <b>25<\/b> years.&nbsp;<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>OK Facebook, you win. You can stop showing off now.&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>OK. So Facebook suggested I might want to add the following people as friends: My therapist&nbsp; Bean&#8217;s pediatrician&nbsp; Bean&#8217;s scout troop leader The guy who sold us our car 3 years ago.&nbsp; Our vet Former colleagues I&#8217;ve not seen in 10 years.&nbsp; People I haven&#8217;t spoken to in over 25 years.&nbsp; OK Facebook, you win&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2016\/09\/19\/i-for-one-welcome-our-new-facebook-overlords\/\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &ldquo;I, for one, welcome our new Facebook overlords.\u00a0&rdquo;<\/span> &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":true,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[24],"class_list":["post-29901","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-computers-are-evil"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3u9vK-7Mh","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29901","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=29901"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29901\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":30038,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29901\/revisions\/30038"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=29901"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=29901"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=29901"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}