{"id":3008,"date":"2008-06-11T10:09:19","date_gmt":"2008-06-11T10:09:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/?p=3008"},"modified":"2008-06-11T10:09:47","modified_gmt":"2008-06-11T10:09:47","slug":"i-cant-brain-today","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2008\/06\/11\/i-cant-brain-today\/","title":{"rendered":"I can&#8217;t brain today"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My head feels like it&#8217;s a giant cotton bud. Everything seems hella complicated and I honestly can&#8217;t be arsed today. I didn&#8217;t particularly sleep well last night. Reenie was in uber-whore mode last night. She jumped up on the bed at 1:30am and <strong>demanded<\/strong> attention. She ended up sleeping on my body pillow for about 30 minutes before buggering off. I needed to go to the bathroom and, on my way back, discovered that one of the cats had gifted us with a dead field mouse in the bedroom by the simple and effective method of stepping on it. I then had to dispose of said present and go wash my feet in the sink. At 2am. This did not please me. After that, I couldn&#8217;t get back to sleep for the longest time and, when I finally did get to sleep, kept having the weirdest dreams ever.<\/p>\n<p>Because of this, I will be completely useless today. So I&#8217;m giving up and not even trying any more.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My head feels like it&#8217;s a giant cotton bud. Everything seems hella complicated and I honestly can&#8217;t be arsed today. I didn&#8217;t particularly sleep well last night. Reenie was in uber-whore mode last night. She jumped up on the bed at 1:30am and demanded attention. She ended up sleeping on my body pillow for about&#8230;<\/p>\n<p class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2008\/06\/11\/i-cant-brain-today\/\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &ldquo;I can&#8217;t brain today&rdquo;<\/span> &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[35,46,40],"class_list":["post-3008","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-ducks","tag-slowly-going-insane","tag-work"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3u9vK-Mw","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3008","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3008"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3008\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3008"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3008"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3008"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}