{"id":30555,"date":"2016-10-03T13:02:26","date_gmt":"2016-10-03T13:02:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/?p=30555"},"modified":"2016-10-03T13:02:26","modified_gmt":"2016-10-03T13:02:26","slug":"i-do-not-mope-thank-you-very-much-i-procrastinate","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2016\/10\/03\/i-do-not-mope-thank-you-very-much-i-procrastinate\/","title":{"rendered":"I do not mope, thank you very much. I procrastinate."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/14440643_1163107707065841_7536122803551820332_n.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"30556\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2016\/10\/03\/i-do-not-mope-thank-you-very-much-i-procrastinate\/14440643_1163107707065841_7536122803551820332_n\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/14440643_1163107707065841_7536122803551820332_n.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"540,544\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"14440643_1163107707065841_7536122803551820332_n\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/14440643_1163107707065841_7536122803551820332_n.jpg\" src=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/14440643_1163107707065841_7536122803551820332_n.jpg\" alt=\"14440643_1163107707065841_7536122803551820332_n\" width=\"540\" height=\"544\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-30556\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/14440643_1163107707065841_7536122803551820332_n.jpg 540w, https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/14440643_1163107707065841_7536122803551820332_n-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/14440643_1163107707065841_7536122803551820332_n-397x400.jpg 397w, https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/14440643_1163107707065841_7536122803551820332_n-50x50.jpg 50w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 540px) 100vw, 540px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>A coworker mentioned that I&#8217;d been moping at the office a couple of weeks back. This was my reply to him.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A coworker mentioned that I&#8217;d been moping at the office a couple of weeks back. This was my reply to him.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[132,40],"class_list":["post-30555","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-random-shit","tag-work"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3u9vK-7WP","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30555","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=30555"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30555\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":30557,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30555\/revisions\/30557"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=30555"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=30555"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=30555"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}