{"id":30589,"date":"2016-10-08T08:43:05","date_gmt":"2016-10-08T08:43:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/?p=30589"},"modified":"2016-10-10T08:06:31","modified_gmt":"2016-10-10T08:06:31","slug":"a-paddling-of-mallards","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2016\/10\/08\/a-paddling-of-mallards\/","title":{"rendered":"A paddling of mallards\u00a0"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/img_20161006_182143.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"30588\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2016\/10\/08\/a-paddling-of-mallards\/img_20161006_182143-jpg\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/img_20161006_182143.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"674,1200\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;2&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;3.79&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;103&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0.0303&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"img_20161006_182143.jpg\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/img_20161006_182143-449x800.jpg\" src=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/img_20161006_182143-449x800.jpg\" alt=\"img_20161006_182143.jpg\" width=\"338\" height=\"600\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-30588\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/img_20161006_182143-225x400.jpg 225w, https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/img_20161006_182143-100x178.jpg 100w, https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/img_20161006_182143-150x267.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/img_20161006_182143-200x356.jpg 200w, https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/img_20161006_182143-300x534.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 338px) 100vw, 338px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Snapped this coming home from work last week. The duck convention was in town, discussing such varied topics as the declining quality of bread given out by the small humans, and the national security implications caused by the upsurge in immigration of the emperor duck, the slacker that manages to both steal all of the best jobs while simultaneously live off benefits.&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Snapped this coming home from work last week. The duck convention was in town, discussing such varied topics as the declining quality of bread given out by the small humans, and the national security implications caused by the upsurge in immigration of the emperor duck, the slacker that manages to both steal all of the&#8230;<\/p>\n<p class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/2016\/10\/08\/a-paddling-of-mallards\/\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &ldquo;A paddling of mallards\u00a0&rdquo;<\/span> &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":true,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[35,441,151],"class_list":["post-30589","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-ducks","tag-land-of-cheese-and-chocolate","tag-slice-of-life"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3u9vK-7Xn","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30589","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=30589"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30589\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":30635,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30589\/revisions\/30635"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=30589"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=30589"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.flubu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=30589"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}